Because Everyone Else Is Doing It

Company Party: 10:37 AM, Morning After

kateism:

fek:

There should be some kind of digital marathon clock above the elevator that just ticks away at the actual time. Our start time is 10:00 AM, and our CEO and his assistant are saying hello to everyone as they walk in. When I got here:

Sales Force: 0-4. Big win for them.

Interns: None. 0-at least 5. To be expected.

Editorial, including myself: 5-1. Shockingly. Our missing rank has a “court date,” whatever that means. But he was there when I left.

Sales Assistant: Fighting. Saw her on the L at 10:30, got out at 1st Ave, presumably to “call dinosaurs.” Walked in ten minutes after me.

HR/Business Management: Absent. Walked in at 11:26. Nice.

Tech: 4-3. Was too hungover to look back there until now and their numbers have yet to change. “None of us went,” one remarked.

Design: 2-3. Impressive.

Mohney: Nope. Walked in a little after 11 with his sunglasses on and some kind of breakfast sandwich in hand.

GAWKER, 10:51am:


RECEPTION:  One (out of one… yeah Julia)

EDIT:  One.  Not even Gabriel!!  That must mean we had a rager.

VIDEO:  Two.  Besides all the interns. Good job Mike & Whitney! Ohhh scratch that, Blakeley slides in right before the 11am mark FTW!  Only dept with 100% besides the Julia department

TECH:  Two. 

SALES:  Two. (To put into context, this is out of ten. But I give them mad props for even the two)

CREATIVE/AD OPS: Three…. we rock

ADMIN:  ZERO… can i have a Kidder?   or a Gaby?  Denton? Anyone?  Bueller? 
I hope they sleep all day.   They deserve it… thanks for a great party!!!!

I need coffee and a giant icewater kthx.

Gawker Video FTW!

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