Because Everyone Else Is Doing It

I finally got a haircut today.

May 1st

Goodbye California Driver’s License!

May 1st

Someone just emailed me this screen grab of their recent...

May 1st

Backstory...

May 1st

The Ladies Of Liberty City

Apr 29th

Absinthe Isn't As Cool As I'd Thought It...

luxnightmare: Dear everyone who was at the absinthe party, I’m sorry, I was too busy being sick...

Apr 29th

One Of The Very Frequent "Sorry I was...

From Richard Blakeley: Last night was awesome, I’m sorry for giving you a hard time about ...

Apr 29th

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soupsoup: janemarcus: Compilation of Reporters Getting Owned (via Graham)  I made this and...

Apr 28th

Apr 28th

I should start a tumblr called...

Lux: we should go there
Lux: tomorrow
Lux: it's right by the gawker office
Lux: happy hour?
Blakeley: um, i love that hour the most
Lux: you should have said
Lux: happy hour? that's my favorite hour!
Blakeley: haha
Blakeley: that is better, you're such a great editor
Blakeley: i shoud do stand up and you can yell out the better punchline for me

Apr 27th

FUCK!

I just overslept and missed Good Bad movie night.

Apr 27th

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Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 27th

Sad But True

cajunboy: “every party that i’ve ever been to that michael stipe was at has sucked.” -richard...

Apr 26th

Is Nick Denton finally almost acknowledging...

Apr 25th

“…it’s got motherfuckin’ clowns.”
— Richard Blakeley As Quoted By...

Apr 25th

It's alright Caroline, it happens...

caro: Wow, just learned that a text message exchange I had earlier today was not with the person I...

Apr 25th

Empire State Building to be bathed in purple, pink and white...

Apr 25th

I have questions, do you have answers?

1. Where is the best place to go to replace my California driver’s license for a New York one?...

Apr 25th

Douchebagus Maximus added you as a...

caro: In my inbox: “Douchebagus Maximus added you as a friend on Facebook.”  There’s a funny...

Apr 24th

"Freebase enthusiast," on the other...

alexbalk: One of my colleagues just informed me that each time she sees someone from Gawker at a...

Apr 24th

What A Beautiful Day To Be Inside!

david: Working from my empty apartment today.  Waiting for furniture to be delivered.  I wonder if...

Apr 24th

From Anthony Bourdain Re: User's Guides

Josh and I made a video series called The User’s Guide To featuring different New York City...

Apr 24th

chrismohney: whitepeopletryingtolookserious: Chris...

Apr 23rd

“Once your foot is in the door it’s difficult for them...”
— Richard Blakeley

Apr 23rd

Me with Sarah Meyers, we have so much fun together it should...

Apr 23rd

Just because… 

Apr 23rd

Richard Blakeley...

jdel: Is quite simply one of the greatest wingmen ever. His technique is flawless and effective,...

Apr 23rd

celebzaredum: She may be an international movie star, but...

Apr 22nd

After using Tumblr semi-regularly now...

catbird:  I am in the 6th ring, where are you?

Apr 22nd

I have a slight sneaker fetish.

Apr 22nd

Unpaid Internships

Apr 22nd

Things White People Like: Black Chuck Taylor Converse.

Apr 22nd

On days like this I miss my motorcycle.

Apr 22nd

Fake David Karp

david: Someone crashed Glasshouse last night by saying he was me.  I’d like to see someone...

Apr 22nd

This Is The True Story, TRUUUUE STORRRY!

caro: ‘I think that’s where they keep all of San Francisco’s velociraptors.’ - David, observing...

Apr 22nd

the wrath of tionna smalls

cajunboy: this scathing email that tionna smalls fired off to the fake nick denton is way too...

Apr 22nd

All My Cool And Talented Friends Have Started...

Apr 21st

Prostitute Exposed By "Anonymous" ABC News...

Apr 21st

See what happens when you don't read?

Blakeley: actually you know, when that reality show comes out we should cover it
Blakeley: before gawker does, take it over as our thing
Lux: it's not a reality show.
Lux: you're talking about the tristan thing?
Blakeley: yes
Lux: it's a line of porno videos
Blakeley: OHHHHH
Lux: it's reality-based porn
Lux: that's what she does
Blakeley: i thought it was like real world or some shit
Lux: nope
Lux: see what happens when you don't read?
Blakeley: i know!
...Proof I don't always read everything I'm reading...

Apr 21st

Lots of governors rely on thick briefing...

Apr 21st

erik: Does the coffee machine really need an Ethernet...

Apr 21st

peterwknox: walpaper: itsnotforyou: iphone video...

Apr 20th

His Best Line In A Movie Ever, And He...

justsayjolie: (Dazed and Confused is on Showtime at 4:20.)  ”That’s what i love about...

Apr 20th

Looking For That Special Someone To Hit That...

Apr 20th

(via whitepeopletryingtolookserious)  Tim is one of the...

Apr 20th

(via whitepeopletryingtolookserious) This photo makes them...

Apr 20th

chrismohney: awwwwwwww. You guys!  This is just too...

Apr 19th

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Videos from College Humor make me jealous.

Apr 18th

This is a still from last night’s South Park, no...

Apr 17th

Does Facebook Think You're Gay?

Apr 17th

You've been Kiddered!

david: I can’t believe Scott Kidder was the first person to use my new toilet…

Apr 17th

We had almost left Port Authority before James noticed he...

Apr 15th

from Julia Allison Blakeley’s stare is incredible...

Apr 15th

And Then There Were Twelve

Apr 15th

This is happening more and more often...

Rex Sorgatz Has friended you on Facebook… Richard Blakeley: hey rex, everyone i know knows...

Apr 14th

“But what’s annoying me is that both the press and the...”
— Hey Coop

Apr 13th

This Is NOT A Sex Ad... Yeah Right Buddy...

Apr 13th

caro: Mud is one of my favorite places in the city.  One...

Apr 13th

Hangin' with the Media "Cool Kids"

Apr 12th

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Oh SNAP!

Apr 12th

whitepeopletryingtolookserious: Nicholas Carlson,...

Apr 12th

Anyone wanna see this movie with me?

Apr 11th

I'm Better At Photoshop Than You

Apr 11th

david: Anyone using Firefox/Safari can try a (still very...

Apr 11th

Yes Cajunboy, it's just you...

cajunboy: or has presidential campaign fatigue set in with many who care to follow it? i’ve...

Apr 11th

5 Reasons New York City Is The Neverland Of...

Apr 11th

jakoblodwick: If you are a Tumblrist you will appreciate...

Apr 11th

Thrillist Gets Soaked

Apr 10th

peterwknox: Picture of the Day: Fog Rolling in Over...

Apr 10th

Stuff Nobody Likes made it on to NPR?? That...

Apr 10th

Who’s the King of Pop now bitch?

Apr 10th

jakoblodwick: I made an office!  Ahhhh, no you set up an...

Apr 10th

skidder: caro: Kidder looks so happy. It really made my...

Apr 10th

whitepeopletryingtolookserious: Rock Band at Richards  So...

Apr 9th

Kathie Lee Wants You to Praise the Lord

Apr 9th

(via loggedminutes) I wish I had replied with something...

Apr 8th

Her son, who reportedly asked investigators...

Apr 8th

The perils of working live news broadcasts.

Apr 8th

“Senator Obama reminds me of why I’m a Democrat.”
— Margarett Campbell,...

Apr 8th

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(via pop17) I don’t know where this woman came from but the bitch must die. 

Apr 8th

Hills Commercial Break ...

Katie: time for the hills
Katie: watch it too!
Katie: you know you want to
Richard: I DO!
Richard: you want to ahhhh, make hot chocolate
Richard: and mix in a little peppermint shnapps
Richard: and then you want to like, get a blanket and dim your lights, cause you've never seen that in you place bfore
Richard: but dimmers are the best
Richard: then!
Richard: you want to like, curl up and go watch the hills
Richard: am i right?
Richard: oh wait
Richard: HA!
Richard: i thought you said GUESS what i want to do
Richard: man, i wish i could delete IM's
Richard: please don't put this on your tumblr

Apr 8th

So...

Who is Fake Julia Allison? Or do we know this already? http://baugher.tumblr.com/ Email...

Apr 8th

Katie and I are close to finishing our Scrablous...

Apr 7th

"now i have to get ready for bed - if i...

I been working so hard Keep punching my card Eight hours, for what? Oh, tell me what I got I get...

Apr 7th

Woman Has A Baby With Her Own Father

Apr 6th

"If the Democrats were to allot their current...

Apr 6th

Bill O’Reilly Gets Goatse’d

Apr 6th

Hillary Caught In Yet Another Big Fat Lie,...

Apr 6th

In Web World of 24/7 Stress, Writers Blog...

Apr 5th

Fee Fi Fo Fum Krucoff… I can hit you with my...

Apr 5th

No More Mr. Nice Guy, PLEASE!

Apr 4th

Photo Evidence: Bloggers Enjoy Booze!

Apr 4th

nickguidodenton: No swinging dick is complete without a...

Apr 4th

Here it is, folks: White People Trying to...

Apr 4th

caro: Media Meshing was a super badass idea, Blakeley. ...

Apr 4th

Best. Theory. Yet.

soupsoup: johncarney: caro: I’m starting to think that Fake Nick Denton is Real Nick Denton. ...

Apr 4th

Stuff Nobody Likes, The G Train... Funny...

Apr 3rd

Media Meshing at Sweet & Vicious on 5 Spring Street...

Apr 3rd

This photo pretty much sums up my life.

Apr 3rd

alexbalk: Signs that thewebsite you’re reading might think...

Apr 1st