Because Everyone Else Is Doing It

Books Are Stupid Because

1. They take up an insane amount of room 2. They are heavy 3. They smell funny 4. They tell...

Apr 1st

alexbalk: Due to years of practice and what seem to be...

Apr 1st

To Explain, There Is A Small Group Of...

johncarney: As improbable as that may be. Back on the streets of B’more, he was known as AK-47 ...

Apr 1st

The Hunt Continues...

jdel: Here’s a theory…work with me here. Could there be more than one NGD? The post below is a...

Mar 31st

“Sometimes you kind of just get a “whore” vibe from someone,...”
— Gawker (via reversecowgirl)...

Mar 31st

alexbalk: This actually came from the current issue; the...

Mar 31st

My brother and I circa 1987, can you tell which is me?...

Mar 31st

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caro: Kristian and Nate lip-dub Justice’s D.A.N.C.E. — They are way better without me.  Worst...

Mar 31st

Is Julia Allison The Real Life Carrie...

Mar 30th

When...

ttw:  Can we retire “cocaine was a hell of a drug”.  And any derivatives. Please?   Never.

Mar 30th

jdel: For Cody.  bullshit: The 80’s summed up in a...

Mar 30th

jakoblodwick: I hope hundreds of Tumblr users reblogs this...

Mar 30th

“Guitar Hero lll is the shit”
— Richard Blakeley

Mar 30th

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alexbalk: So many varieties of awesome I am at a loss for words.  Alex Blagg is the new...

Mar 29th

I'm Off-Setting Your Carbon Footprint...

johncarney: You people need to stop attempting to reduce your carbon footprints. Anytime I hear...

Mar 29th

GTA April 29th, This final trailer looks...

Mar 28th

onefootinthegrave: via PunditKitchen  This is never going...

Mar 28th

I want to be this free..

Mar 27th

The late-night wisdom of Richard...

loggedminutes: What I woke up to this morning:  Text 1, 12:02 am: thanks for inviting me out,...

Mar 27th

WIRED - Gear Blog Rivals Engadget and Gizmodo...

Mar 26th

Mar 26th

When will Hillary apologize to Sinbad?

She won’t apologize but she should. Nobody should call someone a liar when they’re the...

Mar 26th

“Last week, for the first time in twelve years or so, I...”
— Hillary Clinton (via...

Mar 25th

Richard Lawson's Email

Mar 24th

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nickguidodenton: Just your average day at the office, rolling the around the joint on my scooter...

Mar 24th

Gawker Commenter-Generated Posts

jdel: nicknoyes: Can anyone—JDel and Blakeley, I’m looking in your direction—explain what was...

Mar 24th

peterwknox: One of the many wonderful things about New...

Mar 24th

“It’s impossible to imagine The Terminator, as a...

Mar 23rd

Don’t ask…

Mar 23rd

How do you properly address your bf/gf...

Does anyone else find it odd to write about your girlfriend in such a matter. “You might...

Mar 22nd

“It’s your birthday today? How does it feel to finally...”
— Guy in line at Bank Of America...

Mar 22nd

Apparently I’m mentioned in Wired this month but the article isn’t online.

Mar 22nd

Don’t eat that one… that one is for the Jew.

Mar 21st

Media Meshing, where the media elite meet and...

Mar 20th

“A vest is like an all day hug.”
— Don Lemon, CNN

Mar 20th

alexbalk: It’s rare that Nick Denton lets you see his...

Mar 20th

My assistant heard that you could lose weight by simply...

Mar 19th

DMX don't know who the fuck Barack is

In the middle of this interview with rapper DMX, it becomes clear that he's never heard of Barack Obama before.
Q: Barack Obama, yeah.
A: Barack?!
Q: Barack.
A: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?
Q: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
A: Barack Obama?
Q: Yeah.
A: What the fuck?! That ain't no fuckin' name, yo. That ain't that nigga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.
Q: You're telling me you haven't heard about him before.
A: I ain't really paying much attention.
Q: I mean, it's pretty big if a Black...
A: Wow, Barack! The nigga's name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his fuckin' name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit" [laughs] "That ain't your fuckin' name." Your momma ain't name you no damn Barack.

Mar 19th

Sounds about right…

Mar 18th

 MAIDEN!

Mar 17th

On the way to an Iron Maiden concert in the Meadowlands on...

Mar 17th

“What have you done for me Blakeley?”
— Daniel Mauser, Guanabee

Mar 17th

Caroline McCarthy Made Me Do It...

Mar 16th

A simple list for my simple life...

1. tumblr can be annoying because people write too much in it, it’s not a novel, it’s...

Mar 16th

What REALLY Happened At Tom's Cruise's...

Mar 15th

Tom Cruise's Insane Scientology Birthday...

Mar 14th

The Call May Not Be Coming From Inside...

Still on the Fake Nick Denton Case, another day, another clue. The person who is claiming to be Nick...

Mar 14th

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Joel And I Review The Krups Heineken BeerTender

Mar 14th

Here’s the thing, nobody is going to care about a...

Mar 14th

"Bro, did you fall asleep?"

Mar 13th

What To Wear When You Tell The World You’ve...

Mar 11th

Maybe It's Not Balk, I'm Still On The...

Balk: motherfucker, so it IS you. It's you and Brett, isn't it.
Blakeley: dude, why did you change that time stamp?
Balk: Hahaha, LIAR. I never chasnged the timestamp! Check with Mohney, he reblogged it.
Blakeley: ahhhhh fuck! i was never good with numbers
Balk: So the only reason to lie about my changing it is... TO COVER YOUSELVES.
Blakeley: hahaha, i wish man, i do
Blakeley: http://chrismohney.tumblr.com/post/26431890
Blakeley: fuck, yeah that makes no sense, i don't care if it's you or not, i'm going to figure out who it is
Balk: Go to it, Inspector Gadget. But CLEAR MY NAME.
Blakeley: i will update it
Balk: I don't wanna be associated with that crap!
Blakeley: it's not as funny as you would make it
Balk: EXACTLY
Blakeley: yeah that would be like, people saying i was (redacted), haha, oh i JUST got how bad that is... like i felt it

Mar 10th

Fake Nick Denton Is (Probably Not) Alex...

The first time I received the link to Nick Denton’s Brain Droppings I didn’t think much...

Mar 9th

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This video is beautiful, just watch it.

Mar 9th

Word!

Mar 8th